Brie-leave me, theyβre terrible.
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.
Give me your worst best, Reddit!
Between them, thereβs a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
They can Brie pretty annoying
I say Gouda riddance!
...But I guess i'm not mature enough.
There's no whey they could have that much protein
You curdnt make a worse joke
Gordon rennet
I'm gonna loose my rind soon
Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous
You're milking it for all its worth
There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently
There's a real lactose of jokes recently
These jokes are starting to grate on me now
These jokes aren't gouda
Are you gonna put these on rennet?
I can't breelieve you're still making jokes
Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back
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How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?
Hope these jokes made you truckle!
One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
Edam.
Da brie is everywhere!
He was exhibiting bad brie-havior
That's why its holey.
But it's just a curd to me
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
Nothing but de brie.
Debris was everywhere.
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
It was placed in Emmental ward to recover
Camembert
I'd like to get my hands on some edam sometime.
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
How dairy
Half-hearty cheese
But it's not Gouda 'nuff.
βThatβs not very mature!β
Because itβs so Holy π€ π€
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
but I think that I may have grater problems.
The Loch Ness Muenster.
Shreddar.
Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?
Me: I'm cheesier than you.
Wife: ...
HOW DAIRY!
I canβt do this on my provolone
De Brie is everywhere...
Da brie is everywhere
...there was nothing left but, debris.
Arenβt they grate?
Because itβs made backwards!
