Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dam_b_ver
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A blind guy goes into the closing store, grabs his dog by the tail and begins to spin. A worker shocked by the sight asked "sir may i help you please". The guy smiles and says.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyosk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you know that dogs keep track of how many times you've stepped on their tails?

It's your Yelp score

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all-the-puppies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

The re-tail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My dog bit off my cat's tail off today. My dad said I should take the cat to Target

Since they are such a good retailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Challengedildo
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Saw this poor dog chasing his tail .. I asked him why?

He said with out a pause β€œ to make ends meet β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oryuan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My dog's tail fell off and I am not sure why..

Waiting on the vet to give me a de-tailed report.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The saying goes, "every dog has their day". But a dog with a broken tail...

... well, they have a weak end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If a dogs tail falls off, where does it go to get a new one?

The Re-Tail Store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyroWolfi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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My dog's tail got cut off today,

So i took him to the retail store for a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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A dog is wagging its tail

One could say it is mood swings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secuter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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I picked my dog up from the groomer, and her tail was missing.

I was impressed. I didn't know they were a detail shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Where does a Dog go when it loses its tail?

The RETAIL store!

my 4 year old slapped me for saying this. haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Darkest_Knight1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Why do dogs wag their tail?

Because the tail can't wag their dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentJac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasabimohmayahai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Where do you take a dog when it’s tail falls off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoKroger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a dog with no tail?

A do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What did the the dog do when he lost his tail?

He went to the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanna810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Where does the dog go after losing their tail?

The retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The747IsDead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?

To a RETAIL store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmartin217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Where do you go if your dog loses it's tail?

Any re-tail store will do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalvinTuck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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When a dog lost it’s tail where does it go?

To the retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denis0913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?

To the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeonPeonTree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Where do dogs who lose their tail go?

To a retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raytrace75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

To a retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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Where should a dog go when it has lost its tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

The re-tail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imsickwithupdog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Where does the dog go when he loses his tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evan164
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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