This could get a little hawkward
It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?
It starts ROFLing its feathers
Every where I go I see a group of ravens.
Call me crazy, but I think it’s a conspiracy.
President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
I guess I have to wing it now.
Except the fowl ones...those don’t always land
but it went over my head
Toucan play at that game
Wooden tit
I guess I’ll just wing it
But it would be illeagle.
Two birds were flying together peacefully in the air. All of a sudden, a 747 blew past them at high speed. The birds were tumbling, tumbling, tumbling and tumbling, until they finally stabilized.
BIRD 1 exclaimed: "Woah! Did you see how fast that bird flew past us!"
BIRD 2 still dizzy from tumbling replied: "If you had 4 assholes on fire🔥 you would be going that fast too!"
Dad: Hey, wanna hear a bird joke?
Me: Sure
Dad: begins chirping
Number 1 Dad: You ever seen a oooo-ahh bird? Me: No Dad: Its a little 2 ounce bird that lays a 2 pound egg and says oooo-ah.
Number 2 Dad: You ever seen a milermore bird? Me: I don't think so Dad: Its a bird that likes to stick his head up his ass and whistle.. You can hear the damn thing echo a mile or more.
Toucan play at that game
wooden tit.
Wooden tit
Wooden tit
