19 Hilarious The Simpsons Puns

Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?

To Seymour

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👤︎ u/EgonIsCoolCat

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?

Dough!

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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What job does Bart Simpson hate the most?

Bartender.

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👤︎ u/StudiosS

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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I told my dad a joke about the creator of The Simpsons

He’s Groening

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👤︎ u/eormada

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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👤︎ u/REVDR

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Why does Apu from the The Simpsons always upvote reposts on r/DadJokes?

He's saying: "Thank you, karma gain!"

Now why the rest of you upvote reposts I have no f'ing idea.

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👤︎ u/voip_geek

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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Man, I love the Simpsons

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👤︎ u/WarHorseMumbles

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born

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👤︎ u/nameisnoman

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?

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👤︎ u/Dweebnut

📅︎ Feb 22 2016

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Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,

I think that's a little farfetch'd

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👤︎ u/TheSFG832

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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What's the difference between O. J. Simpson and poker?

One has a full house.

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👤︎ u/Litt3n_Kitt3n

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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My dad pulled this every single time I wanted to know which episode of The Simpsons was coming on as a kid

We used to watch The Simpsons every night, and the conversation about 10 minutes before the show would start went like this

Me: "What's The Simpsons about tonight?"

Dad: "About half an hour"

Eventually, and I'm talking years, I started to remember to phrase it differently instead of just asking what I instinctively would, but he never missed a beat

Me: "Which episode is coming on tonight?"

Dad: "The one that's about half an hour"

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👤︎ u/Dougasaurus_Rex

📅︎ Mar 31 2014

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I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.

His name is Hugh Jass.

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👤︎ u/LilyoftheRally

📅︎ May 08 2017

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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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👤︎ u/slowshot

📅︎ May 21 2018

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Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...

It was a “doh”.

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👤︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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Hear about the baker addicted to The Simpson's ?

Turns out, he really kneads the d'oh!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Nov 21 2017

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So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..

Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?

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👤︎ u/asongbirdsings

📅︎ Jul 24 2015

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