A list of puns related to "Egret"
... and a hippo gnu year.
First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)
My reply: I doubt it, nor egrets here!
I failed to receive a response :/
He was a quack head. I guess it's better than being a heron addict, but apparently he had trouble getting treatment because his bill was outrageous.
Ack! I have so many egrets!
That's swan way to go about it.
He was a bittern.
She told me she had a bad experience with some water birds and doesn't sell them anymore. I angrily told her that a real aviary owner would sell water birds too. >!She said she and has no egrets.!<
No egrets.
But I have no Egrets
He had a few egrets.
But I moved on with no egrets
He died with no egrets.
Nor egrets
would fill me with egret.
Something about birds came up on the news and I pulled this joke out.
"Man, I think birds are really neat, is that weird?"
"No, why would it be weird?"
"Well, people are always telling me I should live my life without egrets."
/cue groans
Didn't see any, but it was a nice day anyway. No egrets.
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