I wonder if he had any egrets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose...

... and a hippo gnu year.

First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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Today my wife sent me a picture of our fence asking if the bird on it was an egret...

My reply: I doubt it, nor egrets here!

I failed to receive a response :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanman1975
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Today I saw a duck that was a dwug addict.

He was a quack head. I guess it's better than being a heron addict, but apparently he had trouble getting treatment because his bill was outrageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?

Ack! I have so many egrets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephwb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks.

That's swan way to go about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The marsh heron was angry that the other birds dissed him...

He was a bittern.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I called my local aviary owner and asked if she had any water birds for my new backyard pond.

She told me she had a bad experience with some water birds and doesn't sell them anymore. I angrily told her that a real aviary owner would sell water birds too. >!She said she and has no egrets.!<

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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The aviary I visited had many birds but none of what I really wanted to see. I had a good time anyway.

No egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I will probably die before I see a heron in real life.

But I have no Egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why was the alligator sad after finishing lunch?

He had a few egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I hated to see those white herons fly off

But I moved on with no egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My grandfather passed away before he could complete his collection of stuffed marshland birds.

He died with no egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Storks don’t live with any remorse.

Nor egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Victim
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Eating rare birds...

would fill me with egret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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Dropped this one at work.

Something about birds came up on the news and I pulled this joke out.

"Man, I think birds are really neat, is that weird?"

"No, why would it be weird?"

"Well, people are always telling me I should live my life without egrets."

/cue groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codoro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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I took a trip to see some baby birds.

Didn't see any, but it was a nice day anyway. No egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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