Slicer Puns

Disaster.

He wanted to become a grater man

In his casing, it was a knife

(credit to K)

Their moves are too crisp.

He got a little behind in his deliveries.

He had a tip off.

Buy a bagel slicer.

A pizza slicer just wasn’t gonna cut it.

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

A while back, a coworker of mine cut herself on a meat slicer. She went to the er and got her hand stitched up. She messaged me that she had to get a tetanus shot, but her phone auto corrected to "Tetris shot". I told her to make sure to get a Pac-man shot while she was there. She asked her doctor for one and he was very confused, and she was very embarrassed. My best one yet.