A list of puns related to "Tasers"
Fucking expensive, those things.
I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
Family and friends are stunned...
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
I was shocked.
Watt's the matter is that they're so shockingly stunning that I might fall to my knees for them
It was shocking.
And I must say it was a... stunning display.
I know a woman who owns a taser.
She's a stunning lady. :D
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
A taser
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But Iβm not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
NescafΓ© tasersβ choice
shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?
An aperTASER
He objected that, while being tasered, he was actually just resisting the charge.
A taser
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