A list of puns related to "Taser"
Family and friends are stunned...
He was charged with assault without battery.
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
I was shocked.
Watt's the matter is that they're so shockingly stunning that I might fall to my knees for them
It was shocking.
And I must say it was a... stunning display.
A taser
NescafΓ© tasersβ choice
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But Iβm not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
An aperTASER
shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?
He objected that, while being tasered, he was actually just resisting the charge.
A taser
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