What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Why do police get to riots early?
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
Why did the coffee file a police report?
If police pull over a U-Haul van
So the police locked up a toddler the other day
Turns out he was resisting a rest
Why did the police officer arrest a duck?
The duck was selling quack
Hey Sir, police jokes aren’t funny!
Police were called to the local grocery store today
A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!
Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
Police were questioning an egg
He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
What did police charge spice rack with?
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes
Officer: “Yes, that’s assault!”
Man: “I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”
There's a term for people like Trump
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows
I told them i was resisting a rest.
Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou
What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
I tried to join the psychic police force
But I failed the vision test
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
I went to the museum and saw a painting of a criminal, who claimed his innocence and insisted the police planted evidence.
I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
The police officer made me pay up for my crime.
A man has been stealing police car tires
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
Why do police get to riots early?
Someone stole the tires off a police car
They’re working tirelessly to catch them
The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap
They charged him with resisting a rest.
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
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