What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

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What do you call 4 Mexican sinking in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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I saw four Mexicans in quicksand the other day.

It was cuatro cinco.

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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco.

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Verbatim account of a conversation with my son at breakfast this morning that makes me feel like I’m dadding well:

Son: β€œI hate crumbs.”

Me: β€œThat’s not cool. Crumbs never did anything to you.”

Son: β€œWell I don’t want to eat them.”

Me: β€œAnd they don’t want to eat you.”

Son: β€œCrumbs can’t eat anything, Dad. They don’t have a mouth and they can’t swallow things inside them.”

Me: β€œWhat if there’s a river of crumbs going into the ocean and a duck lands on them and it’s like quicksand so the duck gets swallowed up at the mouth of the river of crumbs? I’d say it just got eaten.”

Son: β€œAnd I’d say you’re ducking weird.”

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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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How do you make an hourglass you faster?

You fill it with quicksand.

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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Sinko

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What do you call four bullfighters in a pit of quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

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