Hello redditer https://imgur.com/a/iualD I'm using hanz de fuko quicksand and it makes my hair a bit oily and shiny, is it normal or I got a bad sample ?
Thanks
Hi all,
So I've been using Hanz de Fuko quicksand for about 4 years now and I really like it, I have short thick hair and it's great for creating a tuft at the top without creating shine which looks bad on me.
I apply some more every morning, and I only wash my hair (with HDF conditioner/shampoo) about once a week. I've noticed recently though that my tuft hair seems to be getting a bit more frazzled and isn't as easy to shape as it once was, and I think it's from constantly using this stuff, if I understand the product right it could be drying it out?
Does anyone have any recommendations for getting stuff out? Is there some sort of concoction I can make other than shampoo? I feel like I could wash it 5x and it would still feel like there was some in there. Also looking for recommendations on a conditioner to use to help offset this effect from Quicksand.
Thanks!
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Just wanted to see people's favorites. Can't think of mine right now have to check back when I get home. I'll post in the comments later.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
Note to new readers: Book 1, comprising Chapters 1 through 38, have been taken down and moved to Kindle Unlimited. If you're interested in reading the story from the beginning, you can find it here.
For the sake of HFY's Rule 7, here's a 350+ word description of Book 1 in pastebin form so this post doesn't get too cluttered.
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The Blight’s unblinking gaze locked onto Rob as the beast feasted on the bones of the dead. Out of the dozens of yellow, bulging eyeballs scattered across the surface of its body, only one eye had taken notice of him, but that was a cold comfort. One was all it took. The Blight was aware of his presence, and once it finished gorging itself on its slaughtered prey, he might be next on the menu.
Rob stood as still as stone. Maybe he should have run; it was a prime opportunity to escape, with the beast focused on its meal, but sudden movement could draw the creature’s attention, and he wouldn’t be able to outspeed the Blight if the thing gave chase. In the end, though, it didn’t really matter. Whether or not it was a smart idea to run was immaterial, as Rob wouldn’t have been able to move a muscle even if he wanted to. He was absolutely terrified out of his fucking mind, legs rooted to the ground as if he was chained by ten-ton weights, his thoughts muddied by a simple fact that shook Rob to his core and sent Diplomacy cowering to the back of their head.
A Blight was here.
Not plants in a basement or a tangentially-connected Dungeon. This was an actual, fully-realized abomination sitting less than a hundred feet away, one that had just murdered scores of people on a whim. It drank their marrow with glee, satiating its gluttony on their unfinished lives, and its revelry had only just begun.
The Blight was here, and it had found him.
1 Corruption Damage Received!
A hollow chuckle escaped Rob’s throat. His gloating of being Level 38 to Keira’s 37 suddenly felt like two toddlers arguing about which was a day older. Level 38 was nothing in comparison to the presence he felt in front of him. Crystal Bearer’s ability to Sense Corruption was somewhat weak, but that didn’t matter when the Blight’s aura of Corruption was so thick that it was choking the air with miasma. He might as well have been using a thermometer to measure the surface of the sun.
1 Corruption Damage Received!
<Rob,> Diplomacy said, in a faltering tone. *<We h
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
We just created a new table at GLUMDARK with travel encounters:
https://www.glumdark.com/?tableName=Travel%20Encounters
You can roll a d20 here or use the digital dice rolling tool at the link above, which is what I usually do at the table. Enjoy!
| Your Dice | The Encounter |
|---|---|
| 1 | A group of pyromaniacal raiders are burning a country cottage with the family still inside. |
| 2 | An old man approaches you and offers to pay you a sack of gold to record an impression of your face with his magical recording machine. Anyone who agrees to the bargain will awaken the next day having aged several years. |
| 3 | A young boy and his huge red dog are fending off a pack of wolves. |
| 4 | A troll guards a bridge and charges the answer to a riddle. His invisible ally will rob the party as they attempt to solve the riddle. The riddle goes as follows: What gets lighter the longer it stands still? |
| 5 | A thick quicksand covers the road. Pulling anyone from it will only cause them to be sucked in harder. Extreme heat or cold, however, will reverse the reaction and release the grip. |
| 6 | An old haggard woman with blackened teeth and deep set red eyes is shambling down the road. She begs you to kill her but she won't say why. Once slain, the woman will return to life in the form of a beautiful young maiden and pass the curse to you. The next person to deal you a mortal blow will be passed the curse, but telling anyone the details of it will cause it to become permanent. |
| 7 | You come upon a beautiful pond which does not appear on your map. Swimming in it during the day will provide healing properties and feelings of immense joy. At night, tendrils reach from the pond's bottom and attempt to drown anything which enters. |
| 8 | A traveling salesman is selling beautiful exotic birds which he claims bring good fortune and can be trained to talk and warn of danger. If purchased, the birds will fly off after a few days and return to the salesman. |
| 9 | A white rabbit crosses the road in front of you. If you follow it deeply into the woods, you will become impossibly lost and see wild colorful visions. After a few days, you will find yourself back on the road. |
| 10 | It begins to rain a strange sticky, cold rain which penetrates your clothing. Without soon taking cover and drying your clothes, you'll begin to die from hypothermia. |
| 11 | You notice a bag with the word "gold" written on in it in several languages. It is hanging |
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Before you read: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to those who celebrate it (this was completed before New Year so sorry it took so long to post). This post is the longest one yet. With an estimated reading time of 20 minutes, but if you have the free time please go through it all. This took days to finish and I'd really appreciate it if you read through the ending of this massive story and project. Thank you!
(Jianzhu)
The two of us, Lual and I, stared down Ulan, as we waited for someone to strike first. The wind brushed against the trees and dried leaves slowly fell to the ground, while the bark from the dead trees that Ulan had sucked the moisture out of, in Lual and her previous altercation were picked up and tumbled across the ground. "20 minutes'', Lual then whispered to me, "until the others get here". "15", I added, "that's all the time she has left before she gives out". "Then let's make this quick", she said as she drained some water out of the ground and sent it towards Ulan as sort of a sucker punch.
Ulan blocked it with her ice swords, and started swinging at Lual as she came at her, but she evaded those in return, and broke off the one on Ulan's right. However she was close enough that Ulan was able to land a few hits on her, and sent Lual back as she kept blocking hits from her. At this point I came in from Ulan's left, I was able to dodge a water-jet thrown at me, and managed to get in a few hits which drove her to fall onto the hill, including a hammer fist with the rock shards in my hand, but she then caught me in the air with her bloodbending and threw me back into the forest. She went on back to fighting Lual, but before I went to help, I saw in my vicinity a bunch of potential items: vines, thick sticks and small yet dense stones. So I quickly went to work to improve my arsenal.
(Lual)
As she threw Jianzhu back into the woods, she swiftly came back to attack me. I wasn't fully capable of using swords in combat, so I turned the ice one I disarmed from her into a stretch of water, and started using it in the same way you would a chain, or rope. Blocking and redirecting attacks, using it like a whip as I backhanded her in the face, grappling away, or encasing her head in water and pulling her in to land smaller attacks and bring her to the ground. She was able to cut that thread with her sword and send me back, but I was able to gather more water from the ground and create a ring around myself. Ulan got up and started using my
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Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
I try to style my hair into a textured modern quiff (currently around 4-5 inches long, and is medium-fine density), and I've been using Kevin Murphy body.builder mousse w/ Roots and Muddle clay to achieve this.
I'm now tired of the mousse and want to try something new. I'm currently thinking of using HDF quicksand or Daimon Barber Texture tonic (any reviews?) as a prestyler, but does anyone know any good ones that provide volume?
I'm also starting to really dislike R and M clay. I think it's the most dry damn product I've ever had, and I cannot put it into my hair without it tangling and screwing it up anymore. It was fine when my hair was 3-4 inches, but now it's unbearable.
I've been thinking stickmore clay fiber, since I've heard a lot of good reviews about it. Has anyone tried it and can confirm if it's relatively easy to apply to dry hair, and has decent hold? If not, can anyone recommend me a hair product they think would work? Thanks!
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
