So, earlier I was replanting my succulents and I offhandedly mentioned to my fiancΓ© I'd like to do gardening shit with my sis...
He replied, "She'd be super helpful since she's a HOE."
#mypunssucc #punnyshit
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What is sis boom bah?
The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Stop crying-sis
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︎ Apr 22 2020
That's the tea-sis
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︎ May 15 2020
Ah I si what you did there
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What is the SI unit of power
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Cheezits have a new chip and she went off sis!!
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︎ May 11 2019
A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table
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︎ Feb 04 2018
Sis: Donβt think we can swim looks like it may rain.
Dad: But how can it May rain in June?
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︎ Jun 15 2019
E = m Β· si Β²
Nobody expects the Spanish in equation.
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︎ Apr 05 2017
I asked my sis what she was doing. She answered "I'm textin"
I yell "weren't you born in California!!!"
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︎ Jan 27 2015
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.
Whoever screwed this upβ- I hope he got stabbed.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
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︎ May 11 2021
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when sheβs crying ?
βAre you having a crisis ?β
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Do you speak Spanish?
A) No
B) A little
C) SeΓ±or
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︎ May 05 2020
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call your sister who joins ISIS?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...
Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β
βYesβ
βOuiβ
βSiβ
βJaβ
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Punistry!
What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?
β’ Al-Si-U
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︎ Aug 10 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
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︎ Sep 04 2020
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she wonβt get a job.
I said, βAre you having an existential cry, sis?β
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︎ Jul 01 2018
My SO: "Can I get you a plate ready for the dinner?"
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︎ May 26 2020
What is a mexican fish's favorite weed?
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︎ May 18 2020
What is the sound an exploding sheep makes?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
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I'm not a dad, but I pulled this on my sister and achieved a groan. So here it is!
*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.
Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"
Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."
Me: "Then don't open the door!"
Sis: *groans
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Why did the workers not comment on the boss' bad breath?
They did not want to step on his hali-toe-sis
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Answer: Sis, boom, bah.
Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is the name of the SI unit of power
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︎ Aug 03 2018
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I'll try to cell this one too you...
What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?
My toe sis...
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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
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