Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
It was an Oregon transplant.
Mass over volume.
Cantaloupe
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Celine Dijon
It is sin City after all
But it was a Mirage...
The chips tasted of plastic.
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"
She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.
I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.
Edit: True story.
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours
DilEmma
They often decked out.
I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"
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Cantaloupe.
I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.
I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....
It seems the odds are against me
First casino we walk in he says to me. I bet you 20 bucks the first machine I go to I'll get 100 dollars. You're on. He then walks up to an ATM.
Because they were "cant-elope"!
Just thought of this one tonight having a late-night pregnancy craving for cantaloupe
Next to Dennyβs.
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
NV.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe.
