Donde Puns

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

In Wal-mart, looking for my girlfriend, and trying to practice my spanish

I look around and say "donde estan, donde estan, donde estan", kind of thinking about this song I heard years ago.

She goes, what does "donde estan mean?"

I say, well it sort of means "where are you, or where are they? I'm looking for your mom and your sister."

Her reply was "I donde estahnd what your saying"

My dad asked me to look for some chips so I went to look for them...

Me: Donde estan? - Where are they?

Dad: En la alacena. - In the cupboard.

I got the chips and when I got back to my dad a spark of creativity came to me...

Me: No las podia encontrar, es que estaba buscando en el almuerzo y no en la cena.

-I couldn't find them, seems I was looking in lunch and not in dinner.

My dad smiled and ate his chips.

for reference, alacena = cupboard, cena = dinner

So let's say I'm looking for my keys. Where are they, I don't know, I can't find them. So I say to my wife (we're both non-hispanic white people from Arizona with constant Spanish immersion enough to pick some up some of the language):

Donde estan mis llaves? (Where are my keys?) Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)

The dadjoke part of this is that Aqui sounds like 'A Key'.

Gets a groan every time!