My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorusβ¦
They both make hits.
Re:LAX
Smaug.
Because thatβs where he was told he could find Holmes.
At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.
UCLA.
Long distance caw
LAvendor
The security is always so LAX
I call it SoCal commentary.
when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.
But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.
...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.
"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"
"Yeah, now what do you have?"
She frowns and says "no mein."
"Yup."
My dad is a corrections officer. Him and another guy, office Lo, are watching a prisoner at the hospital.
My dad said "if the prisoner acts up, I go high, he go Lo"
The headline was, "Super California Lipstick Vexes Halitosis"
Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
So my dad and I were going around the Hollywood walk of fame, and we saw Tom Jones's star. My dad is a big fan, so he took a picture of it, but there was dirt all over it, along with a bunch of the others around it. My dad said "Of course Tom Jones's star is the dirty one." And I said "no dad, that's not unusual," and I got a blank stare until he laughed and gave me a high five
I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.
I guess it was LAX.
UCLA.
UCLA.
UCLA
