If a bunch of people simp for someone....
....do they become a simphony?
What do you call the son of a simp
Simpson
My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:
You must be a Simpson then.
My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said
then you're a simpson.
My friend who is a simp has a kid
His kid is a simpson
If youโre a simp and your wife gives birth to two boys, what do you get?
The Simpsons
I suppose Bart is really a simp's son
How does a simp doctor treats his patients?
With sympathy
Student: Professor, can I do something to raise my grade?
Professor: Um, you know itโs May, right?
Student: Of course, so sorry! โMay I do something to raise my grade?โ
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
A heroine addict
Due to the quarantine
Iโll only be telling inside jokes
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
"You're a simp, son!"
My teacher wants me to simplify the equation.
I told him I'm no simp.
I don't know guys.
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
