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Simp Puns

A list of puns related to "Simp"

If a bunch of people simp for someone....

....do they become a simphony?

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👤︎ u/zfreakazoidz
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call the son of a simp

Simpson

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👤︎ u/p_tally
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:

You must be a Simpson then.

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👤︎ u/HosfordHusky
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said

then you're a simpson.

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👤︎ u/This_one_german_guy
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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My friend who is a simp has a kid

His kid is a simpson

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👤︎ u/evilmaker
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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If you’re a simp and your wife gives birth to two boys, what do you get?

The Simpsons

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👤︎ u/murlockerLOL
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I suppose Bart is really a simp's son
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👤︎ u/emeraldkma
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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How does a simp doctor treats his patients?

With sympathy

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👤︎ u/ronty17
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Student: Professor, can I do something to raise my grade?

Professor: Um, you know it’s May, right?

Student: Of course, so sorry! “May I do something to raise my grade?”

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👤︎ u/tanglukian
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?

A heroine addict

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👤︎ u/snakesinfur
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Due to the quarantine

I’ll only be telling inside jokes

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👤︎ u/6fear6me6
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?

"You're a simp, son!"

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👤︎ u/ptshoink
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My teacher wants me to simplify the equation.

I told him I'm no simp.

I don't know guys.

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👤︎ u/sucksuccess
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call an E-girl convention?

A SIMPosium!

(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)

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👤︎ u/LukeGreywolf
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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