If a bunch of people simp for someone....

....do they become a simphony?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zfreakazoidz
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What do you call the son of a simp

Simpson

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My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:

You must be a Simpson then.

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My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said

then you're a simpson.

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My friend who is a simp has a kid

His kid is a simpson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/evilmaker
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If youโ€™re a simp and your wife gives birth to two boys, what do you get?

The Simpsons

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/murlockerLOL
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I suppose Bart is really a simp's son
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/emeraldkma
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How does a simp doctor treats his patients?

With sympathy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ronty17
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Student: Professor, can I do something to raise my grade?

Professor: Um, you know itโ€™s May, right?

Student: Of course, so sorry! โ€œMay I do something to raise my grade?โ€

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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?

A heroine addict

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Due to the quarantine

Iโ€™ll only be telling inside jokes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/6fear6me6
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What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?

"You're a simp, son!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ptshoink
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My teacher wants me to simplify the equation.

I told him I'm no simp.

I don't know guys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sucksuccess
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What do you call an E-girl convention?

A SIMPosium!

(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)

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