My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:
You must be a Simpson then.
My friend who is a simp has a kid
His kid is a simpson
My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said
then you're a simpson.
If youโre a simp and your wife gives birth to two boys, what do you get?
The Simpsons
How does a simp doctor treats his patients?
With sympathy
I suppose Bart is really a simp's son
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
"You're a simp, son!"
Due to the quarantine
Iโll only be telling inside jokes
My teacher wants me to simplify the equation.
I told him I'm no simp.
I don't know guys.
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
