Euclid meets Pythagoras

Euclid: Now that I see you from this angle, I can see that there are really 2 sides of you but I have to conclude that you are actually quite a square.

Pythagoras: That's OK, I get that a lot, no hard feelings. Tell you what, if you ever need a bank loan, I'll sign it and you can co-sign it. Or am I going off on a tangent?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/percy_ardmore
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Always playing with Plato
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle

I responded, β€œThat’s not right.”With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.β€œPrecisely,” I agreed. β€œIf the angle were right it would be 90Β°.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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Humphry Bogart, the father of geometry
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What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle?

It got squared up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
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Why did the geometry teacher go sunbathing?

He wanted to be a tan-gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
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I have tried to learn algebra, I’m open to exploring calculus

But graphing is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thethethesethose
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I like math...

Euclid DM me and we'll add each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/campatterbury
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Forbidden to purchase food, Euclid's elementary algebraic solution.

Buy-no-meal theorem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long?

A Ο€-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/priv_rex
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Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_caspian
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My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.

My suggestion: Euclids on the block.

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