My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is

A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyatapleekhai03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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It's also discontinuous
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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The first day of school, I signed up for English, Math, Science, and Geography.

The rest, as they say, is History.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Cheesy pun from my math teacher and myself

We were doing calculus in our math class, and when my teacher said β€œdifferentiate the function with respect to t,” I asked her if she really does respect t. Then she told me she respects tea more than she does coffee.

I love her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sungmoki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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So there are these twins in my calculus class...

So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to be his friend and we got very close.

His sister, Ling, was always uptight about school and she made sure to study, she got stressed about a B, etc. One day I was hanging out with Ving, and we started talking about names. He went off on this huge rant about how he hated his, and how he wanted to change it to something more Asian-American, like Lee. I told him that the Courthouse downtown had a form that you could fill to legally change it. He told me: "I always give you answers. If you could just drive me down to the courthouse this one time, I will never forget you. I just hate this god-forsaken Chinese name and I want to get rid of it forever."

He seemed pretty adamant about it, so I decided the best decision would be to take him. We walked out to my car, and right as I put the keys in the ignition Ling came running and tapped on the car door like a madman. I rolled it down and she started freaking out about how Ving's name had been passed down through generations and generations, but Ving didn't care. He just wanted to go down to the Courthouse and get it over with.

Ling figured that coming with would be the best idea, so if anything else came up that she would be needed for, she would be there for Ving. Honestly, I felt stuck in the middle of a family feud, so I just took her along. When we got to the Courthouse, Ving confidently walked up to the front desk and asked the receptionist if he could change his name. She gave him a little packet of paper and told him to sit down. Ling and I waited patiently while Ving filled out his info. I was watching him fill it out and I noticed he really did want to change his name to Lee.

Before he finished, though, he started tearing up. He told me he couldn't change his name. He asked the lady at the front that he couldn't do it, and she told him he would need twenty dollars to cancel the request. Ling was so relieved and happy that he changed his mind, she dug through her purse, found the money, and started to hand it to the receptionist.

It was at this moment that the most stereotypical Asian man burst through the doors. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a visor, American flag shorts, flip flops, everything. This

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknown_name
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Hey dad, check out this band I like.....

"This is interesting son. What do they call this?"

Math rock.

"Sounds more like calculus rock to me."

**This happened today.

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