A list of puns related to "Calculus"

I believe it is absolutely nessesery to teach our childer calculus.

It's an integral part of education.

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

Why donβt calculus majors party?

Because they can not drink and derive

If you are taking a calculus exam, donβt sit between two identical twins.

Itβs very difficult to differentiate between them.

When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his integral calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is

A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

Came up with this in calculus class

A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.

"To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object."

A confused student asks, "y?"

"yβ," says the professor.

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,

But graphing is where I draw the line.

Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.

Itβs the Auntie Derivative.

You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.

In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero

I named my penis calculus

Cause Ill never use it in my life.

My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He canβt seem to deal with the aftermath.

Being good at calculus in your later life is like...

...the after-math

What did the calculus professor name his newborn son?

Mathew

They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

Calculus professor asked why he should curve the grades to our test.

I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say **curves** are **integral** to our class."

Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.

Not-really-new but improved calculus joke

f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eΛ£ what's wrong, and e^x says βI'm nervous about integrating.β ln(x) replies: βOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.β

The gift my calculus teacher gives to each student every year

I started doing calculus today

My understanding is limited

If you want to major in calculus...

the sky is the "limit"...

I wrote two full pages of working out for my Calculus class...

Seems like Calcumore to me!

I'm from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class

Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

( β’_β’)

( β’_β’)>ββ -β

integration

(ββ _β )

The things I come up with in calculus

First day of calculus summer session today...

(Right before I leave)

Mom:Be safe driving over there

Me: Ok, Mom

Dad: Be safe deriving over there

Me: Goddamnit

My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...

A real mathter.

Dad: you should really take a break from studying calculus all day...

....how can you even function ?

You can actually do calculus under the influence

you just need to know your limits.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

^don't ^hit ^me

A lot of my friends hate calculus.

But anti-derivatives are integral to our education.

Calculus Professor says "I guess you could say distance is overrated." i.reddituploads.com/098feβ¦

Dadjoke by calculus professor.

He was writing a complex problem onto the board, then stopped and said: "I will write a trick on this exercise, pay attention." Then he literally wrote TRICK onto the board.

My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.

Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.

I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.

I couldnβt differentiate between them.

When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.

It was impossible to differentiate between them.

I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.

I couldnβt differentiate between them.

When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

Calculus:

An integral part of mathematics

Calculus...

It's an *integral* part of a mathematics education.

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