I believe it is absolutely nessesery to teach our childer calculus.
It's an integral part of education.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.
Which happens to be jack shit.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why donβt calculus majors party?
Because they can not drink and derive
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︎ Jul 18 2020
If you are taking a calculus exam, donβt sit between two identical twins.
Itβs very difficult to differentiate between them.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is
A problem of Ex-pun-ential order
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)
Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s)
Newton: Really? Seems derivative.
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︎ May 12 2020
Calculus is fun
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Came up with this in calculus class
A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.
"To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object."
A confused student asks, "y?"
"yβ," says the professor.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,
But graphing is where I draw the line.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.
Itβs the Auntie Derivative.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I named my penis calculus
Cause Ill never use it in my life.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.
He canβt seem to deal with the aftermath.
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︎ May 22 2018
Being good at calculus in your later life is like...
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︎ May 05 2018
What did the calculus professor name his newborn son?
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︎ Aug 12 2018
They said Calculus would be integral to my education
but I found it a little derivative
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︎ Jun 26 2018
Calculus professor asked why he should curve the grades to our test.
I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."
Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.
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︎ Apr 03 2017
Not-really-new but improved calculus joke
f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eΛ£ what's wrong, and e^x says βI'm nervous about integrating.β ln(x) replies: βOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.β
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︎ Dec 21 2017
The gift my calculus teacher gives to each student every year
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︎ Dec 15 2017
I started doing calculus today
My understanding is limited
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︎ Apr 19 2018
If you want to major in calculus...
the sky is the "limit"...
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︎ Feb 19 2017
I wrote two full pages of working out for my Calculus class...
Seems like Calcumore to me!
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︎ Feb 07 2018
I'm from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class
Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with
( β’_β’)
( β’_β’)>ββ -β
integration
(ββ _β )
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︎ Aug 18 2018
The things I come up with in calculus
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︎ Feb 10 2014
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
Me: Goddamnit
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︎ Jun 17 2014
My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...
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︎ Jan 25 2018
Dad: you should really take a break from studying calculus all day...
....how can you even function ?
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︎ Mar 11 2016
You can actually do calculus under the influence
you just need to know your limits.
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︎ Jun 14 2013
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
^don't ^hit ^me
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︎ Apr 09 2015
A lot of my friends hate calculus.
But anti-derivatives are integral to our education.
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︎ May 05 2018
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︎ Nov 04 2016
Dadjoke by calculus professor.
He was writing a complex problem onto the board, then stopped and said: "I will write a trick on this exercise, pay attention." Then he literally wrote TRICK onto the board.
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︎ May 19 2015
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.
Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.
I couldnβt differentiate between them.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.
I couldnβt differentiate between them.
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︎ Jul 25 2018
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
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︎ Jan 25 2018
I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...
But graphing is where I draw the line.
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︎ Mar 30 2015
Calculus:
An integral part of mathematics
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︎ Aug 14 2016
Calculus...
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
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