Shit is about to go down.
Thinly sliced cabbage
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
They had to SeverNyah
It was a stroke of genius
Let's get digital, digital.
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
But now I just Joule.
Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.
Because the apple doesnβt fall too far from the tree.
Apple Has Fallen
They did not understand the gravity of the situation
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
It's because he knew a ton about physics
But his brother Fig was kinda fruity!
My 32-year-old son just came up with that joke! Proud moment happening right there!
She was a Ma to be reckoned with.
... when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, βWhy, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!β
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, βFucking idiot doesnβt know one fruit from another,β before shouting, βHey! Thatβs a fig, Newton!β
Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton
His name was Fig.
After discovering gravity, Isaac Newton went to tell his parents about his observations. His dad looked at him and said, "well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
