They’re making headlines everywhere.
Boy is my chin tired.
I'm sure you have, they're really making head lines.
Turns out it was a total sham
It was just a sham.
I told her careful it might be a sham
I recently purchased a new bed and had the joy of trying to find all the necessary accessories for a California King bed. After spending a full Sunday with my girlfriend bouncing around different home stores, we finally have all the sheets, duvet covers and bed skirts we need. We've assembled our new frame and I start putting the bedding on our mattress. I'm struggling with getting everything put on and call out, "uh oh, I think we got some phony pillow cases."
Fear and anxiety paint her face as she rushes over and asks "what's wrong?!"
I quip back at her, "yeah, this thing is a sham!"
After folding clothes I told him to put his pillowcase on his pillow. Found this 15 minutes later. https://imgur.com/gallery/KIraN
Me: "Is this pillowcase inside out? What are these raised edges?"
Her: "No, those are decorative, not seams. Well, they're seams too. But they're not un-seam-ly."
I was telling my girlfriend her new pillowcases she bought were uncomfortable and she said they shouldn't be they're Egyptian cotton and my daughter said why have you got Egyptian Cotton....is it because you're a Mummy howls with laughter at her own joke
They’re making headlines everywhere
They're really making headlines!
They’re making headlines
They're making head lines.
They're making headlines
they're making headlines...
I don't know how you missed it. They're making headlines everywhere.
Corduroy pillowcases.
