But I only wanted one nightstand
Nightstands but Moonwalks
but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand.
She didn’t realize I’m looking for one nightstand.
Soon you too can have a One Nightstand
I posted this over on r/MaliciousCompliance and was told that it might fit over here as well.
> Wife: "I think I left my phone on the nightstand. Would you please run up the stairs for me, dear?"
> Me: "Sure, hon."
> I dash up the stairs, turn around at the top and come charging down the stairs again.
> Me: "Phew, that was fun. Good idea."
> Wife: "..."
Helping my dad move in. One room had nothing in it yet, and was completely empty besides a nightstand and a painting of two bears dancing in a forest.
My dad walks in: "Wow, this room is too bare".
Me: stares Dad: "Two. Bear."
You make a better nightstand
All I wanted was one nightstand!
