Stripper takes it all off on one nightstand v.redd.it/ojpcdjwhjqp01
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealBoomboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Crossed off my bucket list: find one nightstand and take a picture instagram.com/p/pKT_ZIt0c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeHoBruin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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So i brought home a piece of furniture last night...

but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I broke up with my girlfriend who is a sentient cabinet

She didn’t realize I’m looking for one nightstand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHasMagyk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I’m starting a company called β€œOne” which will specialize in manufacturing bedside furniture.

Soon you too can have a One Nightstand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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This furniture stores keep calling me!

All I wanted was one nightstand!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnyxSwangin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Upstairs, Downstairs: a dad's malicious compliance

I posted this over on r/MaliciousCompliance and was told that it might fit over here as well. > Wife: "I think I left my phone on the nightstand. Would you please run up the stairs for me, dear?"
> Me: "Sure, hon."
> I dash up the stairs, turn around at the top and come charging down the stairs again.
> Me: "Phew, that was fun. Good idea."
> Wife: "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-SQB-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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Dadjoked while moving in

Helping my dad move in. One room had nothing in it yet, and was completely empty besides a nightstand and a painting of two bears dancing in a forest.

My dad walks in: "Wow, this room is too bare".

Me: stares Dad: "Two. Bear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ezrs158
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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You're not a really good dresser...

You make a better nightstand

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