How do pirates cover their booty?
If you give a pirate a fat booty and a full chest, what does he have?
What do you call a pirate's wife
How can you tell if a booty is operational?
Why didn't the pirate eat healthier?
He didn't want to lose his booty
I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.
I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.
Booty is...
...in the eye of the butt holder.
That booty’s on Fire
I guess you could say its arson
How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
I'm not sure why pirates are so interested in this...
What does a pirate do when he wants to sell all his stuff?
The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasn’t at work
She must have called in thick
What did one butt say to the other butt?
You’re booty-ful!
Thanks to my 9-year old daughter for that one!
Why do pirate ships go so fast?
Because they’re hauling booty
What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?
The living room!
My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldn’t be more proud of him!
Why did the pirate put pants on his treasure?
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?
A sunken chest with no booty.
When you butt dial someone are you making a booty call?
Pirates are essential for every party...
Because they always bring doubloons!
I gave my number to a pirate once.
I'm getting sick of all the booty calls
Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
listen...
booty is a nice ass word.
I asked my wife for a booty call
Loudest fart I ever heard
What is it called when someone farts while walking ahead of someone else?
I thought I got a booty call, but it turned out to be a butt dial
I took my cat to a pet show and it won the prize for best booty
I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games...
I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.
I didn't know she sold any!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
A pirate keeps his treasure in his pants
That's what holds his booty
Want to hear a ghost joke?
I'm sure it'll raise your spirits
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated AARRRRGH because of all the booty!
There's these 2 newborns in the nursery and
1 baby looks over at the other and says, "I'm a little boy, how about you?" The other baby says, "A boy? How do you know?" The first baby whips back his blankey, points down, and says, "See! Blue booties!"
The butt pirate... He stole my booty.
What's a pirates favorite form of treasure?
If a large bird were shaking its big ghetto booty in your face, would you call it...
If you give a pirate a fat booty and a full chest, what does he have?
I heard the receptionist with the big booty and lisp wasn't at work
She must have called in thicc
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