Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Pirate Booty"
I didn't know she sold any!
Aye matey
Because they are modern day pirates, searching for the booty they never got in highschool.
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
His booty.
Why is it hard for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
Because he always wants to go back to "C".
What happened to the pirate whose leg caught on fire?
He burned to the ground.
Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .
Just finished explaining to my dad what Tinder was and he let this one off:
"Now I know how pirates found all that booty."
"....What?"
"Tindarrrrrrrggggg."
Everyone within earshot instantly groaned while my dad I and laughed endlessly
An Arrrgasm!
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