How do pirates cover their booty?

Plunderwear.

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If you give a pirate a fat booty and a full chest, what does he have?

An Arrrrgasm

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PuntasTeec
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The butt pirate... He stole my booty.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Critty626
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What do you call a pirate's wife

Arrrrrrlene

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goat_water
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My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.

I didn't know she sold any!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crazylegs_Ohooley
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Why are math teacher's always looking for x?

Because they are modern day pirates, searching for the booty they never got in highschool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hopesbackdoor
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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pmcclure108
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What does a pirate always chase, yet it's always behind him?

His booty.

Why is it hard for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

Because he always wants to go back to "C".

What happened to the pirate whose leg caught on fire?

He burned to the ground.

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What do you call a pirate's ass

An arse

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HeronCalaris
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[request] Please help me think of Butt puns.

Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bunnyswan
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Dadjoked on Tinder

Just finished explaining to my dad what Tinder was and he let this one off:

"Now I know how pirates found all that booty."
"....What?"
"Tindarrrrrrrggggg."

Everyone within earshot instantly groaned while my dad I and laughed endlessly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/poopoctopus
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If you give a pirate a fat booty and a full chest, what does he have?

An Arrrgasm!

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