How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing
and mean your mother.
If you slip and fall in your driveway...
It's your own asphalt.
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.
I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.
There’s many a slip twixt 'keeper and gully
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
What happens when you slip a chicken a dollar?
Chicken strips.
Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper on our front porch.
I’m fallen on some hard Times.
You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?
It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I like Freudian slips as much as
the next gay
You can get addicted to slip'n'slides
So be careful...it's a slippery slope.
A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.
I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.
A Typical SLIP of the TONGUE imgur.com/7dJ4frc
My wife said she got a job at the hospital, but recently she let slip she's working in labor and delivery....do you think she's cheating on me?
How should I confront her about this?
If someone slips and falls on purpose, to claim insurance it should be called...
A Fraudian Slip.
In her costume design class, Caitlin needed some help coming up with an idea; I made sure to slip in a dadjoke
http://i.imgur.com/MBCZs73.png
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing..
..But mean your Mother.
Freudian Slip:
When you say one thing, but mean your mother
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing....
...and mean your Mother.
A "Freudian slip" is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I mean "another".
A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.
