Son: dad, i think i dislocated my shoulder!

Dad: don't worry. I'll help you look for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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i dislocated my shoulder today

but it’s fine, i found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willmyers03
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I've been getting the bus to work since I dislocated my thumb and today was my first day cycling again. I was a little nervous...

But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wronkey360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I dislocated my arm yesterday.

But I found it again.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I went to a nightclub called Dislocated Bodies.

Everyone there seemed a bit out of place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My friend told me that he dislocated his shoulder. I asked him which one it was...

When he pointed to it, I said, "Looks like you've located it, then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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Why are skeletons bad drivers?

They keep getting themselves dislocated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeirOfGrief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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A humerus story:

My dance partner dislocated my arm. She told me that she was not going to shoulder all the blame and that it was a joint effort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9x12BoxofPeace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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