Why was the broken door crazy?
It was unhinged.
My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
Why were people afraid of the walking door?
Because it was unhinged
How does a door respond if you bust it down?
It becomes unhinged
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it
Look out, that door has a mind of its own.
It's unhinged
My wife created designer doors until it drove her crazy and she quit.
She went completely unhinged.
