Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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If you travel to the future and get decapitated

You'd be ahead of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…

But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.

Ba duh tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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You can travel to Alaska if you want...

but I wouldn't Anchorage it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Do you know why Quentin Tarantino likes to travel by plane so much ?

It takes lots of feet to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heartbreaker963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.

Aloha Akhbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Cows that travel alone?

Never herd of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...

But it’s up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jprime84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why don’t people use bulls to travel?

Because they go when the stop light is red!

(Sorry if this was bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_Boi21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Friend: β€œHow’s your job at the travel agency?”

Me: β€œTerrible. I’m not going anywhere”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why do EMTs travel together?

Because they're pair-o-medics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.

Because they have immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?

I didn't even get to hear them play live yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?

Pocket Lindts...

Credit: Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daehtop_Yrrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwarrentine424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To become rejuvenated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartlejuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, β€œThat’s a butte!”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Koi fish always travel in a groups of four

Because the predator will go after the D koi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marwadi_vakil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?

Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Travel

People who read while traveling have really Booked a trip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I met my wife at a travel agency

She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a priest who travels a lot?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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