Wake Dream Puns

A list of puns related to "Wake Dream"

I would love to get paid to sleep.

It would be a dream job.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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I had a horrible nightmare about earthquakes last night

I woke up trembling

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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My daughter has been frightened lately, because I've been waking up nightly, screaming from a bad dream. (It's a dream in which I'm forced to eat Indian food for every meal...)

I told her it's just a recurrying nightmare.

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👤︎ u/yourbrotherrex
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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Last night I dreamt I was a car.

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/JhimmyDingo
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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My dad's joke after a colonoscopy

So my dad being mid 50's with stomach issues had to get a colonoscopy. He goes under and as soon as he wakes up he says to this young female nurse, "I had a dream that I was in a prison movie."

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👤︎ u/Killerman927
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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