Crack cocaine Puns

A list of puns related to "Crack cocaine"

What Donald Ducks drug of choice?

Quack cocain

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👤︎ u/CanWeGetLongerUserna
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

He was a real crack shot!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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My neighbor was arrested because the cops caught him hiding cocaine up his butt.

They charged him with possession of crack cocaine.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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