My coworker said we should think of cocaine puns on the job.
I said, "That's snort a good idea."
I was going to make a joke about cocaine
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?
What do you call cocaine for your butt?
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
How does He Who Shall Not Be Name do cocaine?
What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?
What do you call a cocaine heist
My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
It's time to draw the line.
Here you have some cocaine, but remember
With great powder comes great responsability
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
I wanted to say something funny about the cocaine business...
But I didn't want to crack a joke
I'm OK with cigarettes, alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
Never let your eye doctor cut up your cocaine
The first line is massive
Then they get smaller and smaller
What do you call cocaine for ducks?
Cocaine is no joke I'm at the end of the line on this one
How do fish make cocaine lines?
What do you call cocaine that you smuggle in your ass?
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
(Reposted with the right Sheen)
(Showing my age)
Just met a Chinese drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".
How does cocaine affect pigeons?
My neighbor was arrested because the cops caught him hiding cocaine up his butt.
They charged him with possession of crack cocaine.
What did the duck police do when they performed a huge cocaine bust?
They quacked down on drug crime
Q: What’s the definition of a cocaine dealer?
A: A person who sticks their business in other people’s noses.
Reddit should offer a Reddit Cocaine membership...
I'd likely subscribe to it one time and realize it is not all that it is cracked up to be.
How much does a picture of cocaine weigh?
What do you call it when someone is payed to distribute cocaine?
Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine
Why do so many people feel disillusioned after becoming reliant on cocaine?
They realize it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?
there were lines out the door
My friend traffics cocaine.
I want to say something funny for dads doing cocaine business
But I don't know how to crack a joke
Cocaine
Proof that you should put your business in other peoples noses
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