My coworker said we should think of cocaine puns on the job.

I said, "That's snort a good idea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I was going to make a joke about cocaine

But I forgot my line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afc1224
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?

The powderpuff girls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_FLOOR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call cocaine for your butt?

Ass Crack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1M3Tim
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.

Rob Lowe loves raw blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncleherpie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How does He Who Shall Not Be Name do cocaine?

He Voldesnorts it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

SnjΓΆrt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolderMeneer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a cocaine heist

>! A blowjob !<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthyPretzel37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Here you have some cocaine, but remember

With great powder comes great responsability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatMarx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear

It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I wanted to say something funny about the cocaine business...

But I didn't want to crack a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slyth3r1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I'm OK with cigarettes, alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Never let your eye doctor cut up your cocaine

The first line is massive Then they get smaller and smaller

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call cocaine for ducks?

Quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VlerrieBR
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Cocaine is no joke I'm at the end of the line on this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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How do fish make cocaine lines?

With credit cauds.

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What do you call cocaine that you smuggle in your ass?

Buttcrack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thasrait
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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How does a dolphin do cocaine?

With its blow hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

(Reposted with the right Sheen) (Showing my age)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepew13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Just met a Chinese drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?".

I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killyourown
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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How does cocaine affect pigeons?

They fly high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crunchy_Ramen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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My neighbor was arrested because the cops caught him hiding cocaine up his butt.

They charged him with possession of crack cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What did the duck police do when they performed a huge cocaine bust?

They quacked down on drug crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChazyLamy
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Q: What’s the definition of a cocaine dealer?

A: A person who sticks their business in other people’s noses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchabotte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Reddit should offer a Reddit Cocaine membership...

I'd likely subscribe to it one time and realize it is not all that it is cracked up to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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How much does a picture of cocaine weigh?

An Instagram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakmcbane77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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What do you call it when someone is payed to distribute cocaine?

Blowjob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughmann_notalien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Why do so many people feel disillusioned after becoming reliant on cocaine?

They realize it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dimentioze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2015
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Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?

there were lines out the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queengemini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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My friend traffics cocaine.

It's a blow job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I want to say something funny for dads doing cocaine business

But I don't know how to crack a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Cocaine

Proof that you should put your business in other peoples noses

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