My coworker said we should think of cocaine puns on the job.
I said, "That's snort a good idea."
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︎ Jun 28 2018
I'm not addicted to cocaine
I just like the smell of it, that's all.
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︎ May 26 2021
Why don't dwarves like cocaine?
Because they can't get high enough.
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︎ May 30 2021
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I was going to make a joke about cocaine
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call cocaine for your butt?
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︎ May 19 2020
What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
How does He Who Shall Not Be Name do cocaine?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call a cocaine heist
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
It's time to draw the line.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Here you have some cocaine, but remember
With great powder comes great responsability
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︎ Feb 17 2020
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
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︎ Aug 13 2019
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I wanted to say something funny about the cocaine business...
But I didn't want to crack a joke
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
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︎ May 17 2019
What do you call cocaine that you smuggle in your ass?
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︎ Feb 08 2018
What do you call cocaine for ducks?
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︎ May 03 2019
Never let your eye doctor cut up your cocaine
The first line is massive
Then they get smaller and smaller
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Cocaine is no joke I'm at the end of the line on this one
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︎ May 17 2019
How do drug addicts breath?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
(Reposted with the right Sheen)
(Showing my age)
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︎ Feb 24 2019
How does cocaine affect pigeons?
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︎ Jan 07 2019
My neighbor was arrested because the cops caught him hiding cocaine up his butt.
They charged him with possession of crack cocaine.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
What did the duck police do when they performed a huge cocaine bust?
They quacked down on drug crime
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︎ May 21 2018
Whatβs a ducks favourite drug?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Q: Whatβs the definition of a cocaine dealer?
A: A person who sticks their business in other peopleβs noses.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Reddit should offer a Reddit Cocaine membership...
I'd likely subscribe to it one time and realize it is not all that it is cracked up to be.
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︎ May 20 2018
How much does a picture of cocaine weigh?
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︎ Jul 05 2018
My grandma had a terrible seizure this morning....
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call it when someone is payed to distribute cocaine?
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︎ Aug 07 2016
What Donald Ducks drug of choice?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine
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︎ Jan 25 2018
Why do so many people feel disillusioned after becoming reliant on cocaine?
They realize it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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︎ Jun 07 2015
Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?
there were lines out the door
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︎ Jan 30 2016
What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?
They're both a little bit better with Cream
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My friend traffics cocaine.
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︎ Nov 23 2016
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
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︎ Jul 28 2020
To be honest I donβt like cocaine
I just like the smell of it
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I'm OK with cigarettes, alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
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︎ Dec 01 2018
I want to say something funny for dads doing cocaine business
But I don't know how to crack a joke
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︎ Jul 04 2019
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