Meth Puns

One is an acrobatic cat.

The other is a broke, addict cat.

The other responds, “no I thought we were just mething around.”

I think all documentary should be watched this way.

Heinzenburg

or just mething around?

Yeah, they’re calling it their stimulant package!

Meth-ages

A Meth Lab.

I only ever use it when I get anxious and start to shake

...there would be a meth-od behind his madness.

He was a real crack shot!

"That's illegal on so many levels!" replied Walter.

He really got hooked.

Bob Dealin.

Is a fine line.

The politically correct term is Methican Americans.

Sorry if it's been posted before, my dad actually told me this one a few nights ago and I had to post it.

Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.

So a meth dealer is trying to expand his territory into a local school back in the late 90's. He's having a really hard time until he hits on a marketing phrase: "Meth is illin'!" For some reason, that closes every sale he tries to make at the school. It starts with the students, but then he gets some of the faculty as customers and he has one dealing the stuff. For some reason, every single time, when he says "meth is illin'!" he closes the deal. Even the administrators can't seem to resist his catchphrase.

But then his contact on the faculty alerts him to a problem -- the janitor is going to figure out what's going on, and he's going to shut everything down. The teacher is scared of the guy, but our dealer has gained so much confidence in himself that he cannot worry. He waits for the janitor on his morning route.

"Hey man, don't you know? Meth is i-"

But before he can even finish the sentence, the janitor has sprayed floor cleaner in his eyes, hit him in the gut with his mop, and crammed him in a trash can. The dealer is arrested and immediately convicted.

TL; DR: Do not fuck with "meth is illin'!" resistant staff.

Or just mething around?