Did you know worms are really addictive to fish?
One taste and they're hooked.
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Piracy is very addictive...
once you lose your first hand, you're hooked!
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Some people make fuss about Pepsi like its addictive and..
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Water slides might seem harmless, but they are actually quite addictive....
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︎ Apr 16 2016
I am addicted to seaweed....
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.
Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Whatβs a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My brother was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
But luckily he turned himself around.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I told my friend βIβm addicted to buying Beatles albums!β
He said βYou need help.β
I said βNo, Iβve already got that oneβ
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I used to be a soap addict
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︎ Nov 24 2020
To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Iβm addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Textbook addiction
is a really expensive habit to support
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I had this really terrible addiction to soap.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....
He's put me on a course of tablets.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.
Itβs just something I got sucked into.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Since moving to Finland Iβve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. Itβs a real slippery slope
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︎ Nov 23 2020
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn'tβ
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I can stop any time I want.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
My wife says Iβm addicted to auctions but sheβs wrong. I actually stopped after going onceβ¦
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I have a masturbation addiction....
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
You know I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...
But then I turned myself around, because at the end of the day that's what it's all about.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say Iβm disappointed.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why is being a pirate so addictive?
Once you lose the first hand, youβre hooked!!!
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︎ Jul 20 2019
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was addicted to soap once.
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︎ May 07 2020
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then I turned myself around.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was addicted to soap...
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I was addicted to hokey pokey
but I turned myself around
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but itβs ok now.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
But I'm cleaning up my act
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
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