Did you know worms are really addictive to fish?

One taste and they're hooked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Piracy is very addictive...

once you lose your first hand, you're hooked!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DV8_2XL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2020
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Some people make fuss about Pepsi like its addictive and..

Coke aint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Water slides might seem harmless, but they are actually quite addictive....

It's a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2016
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I am addicted to seaweed....

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.

Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction

It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rafacu_el_dino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.

Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2020
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Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers

He's showing dangerous simptoms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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My brother was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...

But luckily he turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Descator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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I told my friend β€œI’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”

He said β€œYou need help.”

I said β€œNo, I’ve already got that one”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThreePeaceSuits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?

There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...

...it's time to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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I’m addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....

My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/International_Sea285
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far

I'm quitting cold turkey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hugh_McMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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Textbook addiction

is a really expensive habit to support

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/al666in
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?

A clipptomaniac!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PacaCrackers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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I had this really terrible addiction to soap.

I'm clean now though..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uglyduckling75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....

He's put me on a course of tablets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.

It’s just something I got sucked into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"

Me: "No it doesn't”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/off-and-on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once…

...going twice…

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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I have a masturbation addiction....

But I'm beating it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...

... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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You know I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...

But then I turned myself around, because at the end of the day that's what it's all about.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Why is being a pirate so addictive?

Once you lose the first hand, you’re hooked!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DC_Antman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weendul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...

I had to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djkress
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

You seakelp

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeanStillYeets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

Now I am clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chance1072
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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I was addicted to soap once.

Now I’m clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poorly_timed_fuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

Then I turned myself around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge

But then I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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I was addicted to soap...

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2020
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I was addicted to hokey pokey

but I turned myself around

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but it’s ok now.

I turned myself around

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BessiesBigTitts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm cleaning up my act

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rowdawg69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luqs1738
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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