My Dad is hopelessly addicted to going to different hardware stores every weekend.
Every Saturday, I see him hitting new Lowe’s.
Well we just found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
I'm not addicted to cocaine
I just like the smell of it, that's all.
Have you heard of the man addicted to drinking brake fluid?
Says he can stop anytime!
For years I was addicted to showering
But now I am finally clean
I used to be addicted to soap.
I told my therapist I was addicted to soap
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Good thing I turned myself around.
What do you need to do when you’re addicted to sea weed?
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
I was addicted to the hokey pokey...
but i turned myself around. isn’t that what it’s all about?
Edit: I posted this right before i went to bed. thank you all so much!!
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
If a man is addicted to braking fluid...
Can he stop any time he wants?
I’m addicted to abusing nuns, I just can’t not hit them, the only thing that’s worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else.
I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot
I am addicted to seaweed....
What do you call a prostitute that is addicted to coke?
"Hello, My name is Dave and I'm addicted to baby powder "
I use to be addicted to the hoke poky...
But then I turned myself around
I’m becoming addicted to the hokey pokey
But I’m turning myself around
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
I got addicted to a card game...
...My dad told me to snap out of it.
I told my friend “I’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”
He said “You need help.”
I said “No, I’ve already got that one”
True story: During a large dinner my son said that he was addicted to the gravy
I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"
Found out Grandpa is addicted to viagra.
No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
I used to be addicted to soap...
I used to be addicted to eating soap....
But, don't worry, I'm clean now.
Well we just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.....
But I turned myself around.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
But i turned myself around
I was once addicted to the hokey pokey
But I turned myself around.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
but i turned myself around. ain’t that what’s it’s all about?
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey at one time
But then I turned myself around.
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter.
Doctor: I don't follow you.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey
Found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..
Grandma is taking it pretty hard.
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra
My aunt has been taking it hard
a lady goes to the doctor and says I’m addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I don’t follow you
I used to be addicted to soap
I’m totally clean now, though!
I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.
I was addicted to soap once.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
I used to be addicted to soap.
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra.
My aunt has been taking it hard....
What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?
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