Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Food Addiction"
I can’t quit cold turkey.
Back story... sitting in the garden, social distancing bbq. One of our mates has a baby who was looking for food and such. I came out with a pack of skips crisp. Baby’s mum said ‘gotta be careful, it’s got salt in it’,
To my amazement I said ‘ they contain salt!’ To which my partner replies... why do u think there so addictive’
With out thinking i spluted’ so if I put salt on my dick it will be ad-dick-tive!
No one laughed but me.
GF: "Why do the zombies want to eat people so badly?"
Me: "Because they have fast food addictions."
She was not pleased.
Me: Hey! Are you going to the presentation later? Free lunch!
Her: No, I don't think so. I can be really addicted to food so I'm trying to quite cold turkey.
Me: Well maybe they'll have warm turkey instead!
Groans from office
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