A list of puns related to "Food addiction"
I canโt quit cold turkey.
Back story... sitting in the garden, social distancing bbq. One of our mates has a baby who was looking for food and such. I came out with a pack of skips crisp. Babyโs mum said โgotta be careful, itโs got salt in itโ,
To my amazement I said โ they contain salt!โ To which my partner replies... why do u think there so addictiveโ
With out thinking i splutedโ so if I put salt on my dick it will be ad-dick-tive!
No one laughed but me.
GF: "Why do the zombies want to eat people so badly?"
Me: "Because they have fast food addictions."
She was not pleased.
Me: Hey! Are you going to the presentation later? Free lunch!
Her: No, I don't think so. I can be really addicted to food so I'm trying to quite cold turkey.
Me: Well maybe they'll have warm turkey instead!
Groans from office
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