A lighter Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/g8ed_manual
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...

...It was a down grade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RivetJoint08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?

It would cause mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckleberyfinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A big light switch is a major turn-on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What is the dish that likes using the light switch?

StrogONOFF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Switch Light
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yppah118
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This time of year we switch out our old decorative squash for a new one -

It's the traditional changing of the gourd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing over the light switch.

Haha, she's in for a shock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"

Allied"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitman07435
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobermanXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?

Because hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I’ve decided to switch jobs from gardener to breast enlargements surgeon.

It was easy, both are basically implants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exturo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A $9.99. Nintendo Switch! If it's too good to be true, it probably is...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSonsofAtreus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Having a switch be like.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah_amerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why did the baker switch to dog shaped rolls?

He always wanted a purebred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzr171
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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4 year old daughter gave me her Nintendo switch to charge..

I put it on the ground and backed up. I slowly raised my arm and yelled "chaaaaaarrrrggggeeee" , then I ran at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GForce1975
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Switch Lite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatsHisFace666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Have you ever seen a light switch before?

It's not pretty, they get very angry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My switch was too heavy, so I got a lighter one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Don’t get mad at the hallway light switch that keeps shocking you

It’s just reminding you of your potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpidhayny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?

Because of mass outrage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slashmatt-the-cat
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Got a Nintendo Switch for Christmas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Let's SWITCH it On....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BEASTXDG
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My friend said he got a Nintendo switch
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Nintendo Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Gotta switch it up sometimes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orbspike
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Nintendo Switch. Bahahaha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What are the Pros and Cons of having a Switch?

A Pro controller and Joy Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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This switch is fire!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeHasInternet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Nintendo Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Time to switch from Scott Paper to Scott ...

Joplin, and collect some Maple Leaf Rag from the back yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RooibosCeleryTea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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pros and cons of switch
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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A lighter switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonchroom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Today, I finally bought a Nintendo Switch!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.

He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Parents used to get out the switch when the kids got in trouble, but now they take the kids' switch away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W1ldW3st1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I got into bar fight and shoved a guy into a light switch on the wall.

He looked at me and said, β€œOH, ITS ON NOW!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Zelda for Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandyfan77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Switch to the lighter switch (They look lit)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snake9211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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*nurse flips on a light switch*

β€œThe Doctor will see you now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremysayshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.

There will be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I dropped my Nintendo Switch on the floor

I guess you could say I

Flipped the switch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacokitten7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Switch blade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiiderman45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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A lighter switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JIM45954
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Whenever I go fishing, I switch my playlist and listen to...

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Found the switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWhaleKing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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