Whoever invented the "SHIFT" key, had a capital idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averagedickdude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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My shift key has worn to shit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XavierCatlow
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I have a problem with the shift keys on my keyboard...

Neither of them are under control.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply β€œNO I AM A CAPITALIST”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Yes, and by holding the shift key reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowww2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JokeInjector
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Hope they regain control..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kharma_Rae
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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I lost control at work today!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmcpleasem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?

Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.

Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?

The shift key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konato-san
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why will typists quit in the future?

They'll get key bored and shift to space bartending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because it’s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds it’s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I’ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I don’t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasn’t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, I’ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if you’re traveling with another couple, I’m sure they’ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesn’t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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