Guess The Pun #42 v.redd.it/exzluh38i5d41
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👤︎ u/monarang
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?

Pelvis Restly!

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📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Im getting nowhere with my dad's Christmas list...

Me: "What do you want for Christmas?"

Dad: "A sweater always works...although I do have your mother and she sweats enough for both of us!!!!!"

This was through text message, so yes all those exclamation points are necessary.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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My girlfriend is on her period.

We were laying in bed this morning and she was having cramps and said "I hate periods." I replied "Me too. Exclamation points are way better!"

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📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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