Punctuation Mark Puns

A list of puns related to "Punctuation Mark"

Did you hear about the apocalyptic punctuation mark?

It’s a catostrophe.

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👤︎ u/DiseasedCupcake
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.

He's a comma dating.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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Two punctuation marks walk into a bar.

One of them was accommodating.

Edit: Thanks to u/hydr0n1um who is more dad than I.

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👤︎ u/PickleFart69
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.

It marks the end of his sentence

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👤︎ u/geomads
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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What does a punctuation mark get from a gastroenterologist?

A colon-oscopy

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👤︎ u/anotherlame
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I won the punctuation competition when I was at school.

The prize was a solid gold punctuation mark.

They gave me a posh trophy.

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👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ May 03 2019
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