How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field."
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.
It meant a great deal to me.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
Why do foot fetishist never win?
Because they love the taste of defeet.
What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
Why don’t quadruple amputees ever win lawsuits?
They don’t have a leg to stand on!
Donald thinks he’ll win...
But Joe is Biden his time
With the crazy year 2020 has been, if Trump wins again would it be... arMAGAddon?
What will Trump say if Biden wins?
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
If you win a Oscar Mayer weinermobile your are the
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"
But I came 5th and won a teapot.
Why will Republicans win the presidency?
For religious people, life is a pray-to-win game.
Why did the European win the race?
Why did the mailman win the road race?
His car pushed the envelope.
I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field."
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in is field.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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