How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?

Attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digiBeLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Because was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userunknowned
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?

A cathastrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4rk3rl1fe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why do British chess players always win?

Because their queen never dies

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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How does a vegetable win a fight ?

With carrot-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...

His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.

It meant a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taco_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?

A trophy!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?

Because they have literally no chants in Hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why do foot fetishist never win?

Because they love the taste of defeet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gildagert
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?

Mortal catas-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why don’t quadruple amputees ever win lawsuits?

They don’t have a leg to stand on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Donald thinks he’ll win...

But Joe is Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Biden wins Michigan

Trump wins Michigone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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With the crazy year 2020 has been, if Trump wins again would it be... arMAGAddon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8ums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What will Trump say if Biden wins?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?

He was Biden his time

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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They were never going to let my president win this election

But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasmJedi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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If you win a Oscar Mayer weinermobile your are the

Weiner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouhaveLigma21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?

Sam sung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodkafountain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"

But I came 5th and won a teapot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why will Republicans win the presidency?

They have a Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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For religious people, life is a pray-to-win game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_NormieLord_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did the European win the race?

He Finnished first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the mailman win the road race?

His car pushed the envelope.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did we win
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KwustyKwabPizza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrayLaTrash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in is field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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