Water....I love water....

Water's brilliant.

Water's fantastic.

Can't get enough water. Water's smashing...

....sorry I'm gushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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you can hear the blood in your veins

if you listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I just wrote a story about small long-eared mammals. I call it Toupee.

It's a hare piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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[Request] Puns on the name "Ghesh"

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A Collect Call

When we were on a family vacation years ago my sister's new boyfriend made a Collect call so he could talk to her. She comes running in the room gushing, "Tommy called me Collect!"

Dad says, "Pssh...Why would you waste your time on a guy that doesn't even know your name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MardiGrasMaiden
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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