I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered

"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.

"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatPhlaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Okay, I just learned there's a scientific term for sneezing.

Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst.

In short, ACHOO.

i want my money back

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I apologize for my explosive outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oath_to_Order
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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