Why animals cant play poker in africa?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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High Steaks Poker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandbagDarryll
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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You know why gay people can't win poker?

Cause they can't keep a straight face.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...

Gonna call it Scarf-Ace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NunYaBizzNas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.

The steaks were high.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker

I guess the steaks were pretty high

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My poker cards yesterday were so shitty

Straight flush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

A good flush will beat a full house every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?

There’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H8spants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I held the nuts in a poker game once,

It meant a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kallax82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I wanted to get a poker game together for my birthday,

But with COVID I don’t think it’s in the cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ottos_jacket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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It’s not wrong to play Poker,

as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?

Proctor & Gamble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.

I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?

He's finding it hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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People who do Origami make terrible poker players...

They always fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnvoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

Some people really will gamble anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker

Cause he only Czech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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There were some people who were playing poker in a slaughterhouse on top of a mountain.

It was a high-steaks game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I was playing poker with my infant son, when I told him...

... I'll raise you

PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelRM
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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My pet crow is awful at poker...

All he does is caw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simounstar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What does Batman do when he's losing at poker ?

He uses his Joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belgium-noah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.

He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSonicForce
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?

A royal flush is better than a full house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarningOutOfMind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker

They're always folding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
  • My dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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It's quite hard to beat a toilet at poker...

It always has a flush.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.

"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker." I married right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iloukine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?

You can see right through them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeberIRL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why don’t laundromat owners ever win at poker?

They always fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...

We called her Auntie Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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why cant you play poker in a jungle

theres to many cheetas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitWharf8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I always eat my Kellogs at the poker table

I am a cereal gambler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hornyonion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I like high fives and poker..

They both go hand-in-hand for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I was playing a poker game and gambled with marijuana-infused beef

it was high steaks but i think it was worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unioter1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What's it called when a couple of cows are playing poker in a penthouse casino?

High steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leetzylou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekfreshier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why don't people play poker in the jungle

There's too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolawolf127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker

That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.

Yes, the steaks were very high.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...

It was high steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EverythingAndNot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why are gays bad at poker?

They can't keep a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfieHenderson26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why don’t wild cats play Poker?

Too many Cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnatrually
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?

To many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burn_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannaBrained
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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