Why animals cant play poker in africa?
You know why gay people can't win poker?
Cause they can't keep a straight face.
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
My poker cards yesterday were so shitty
Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?
There’s too many cheetahs.
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
I wanted to get a poker game together for my birthday,
But with COVID I don’t think it’s in the cards.
It’s not wrong to play Poker,
as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.
What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?
I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.
I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He's finding it hard to deal with.
People who do Origami make terrible poker players...
I’ve just won a few hands in poker.
Some people really will gamble anything.
I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker
There were some people who were playing poker in a slaughterhouse on top of a mountain.
It was a high-steaks game.
I was playing poker with my infant son, when I told him...
... I'll raise you
PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!
My pet crow is awful at poker...
What does Batman do when he's losing at poker ?
The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.
He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.
What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
It's quite hard to beat a toilet at poker...
From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.
"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker."
I married right.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why don’t laundromat owners ever win at poker?
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
why cant you play poker in a jungle
I always eat my Kellogs at the poker table
I like high fives and poker..
They both go hand-in-hand for me.
I was playing a poker game and gambled with marijuana-infused beef
it was high steaks but i think it was worth it
What's it called when a couple of cows are playing poker in a penthouse casino?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
Why don't people play poker in the jungle
There's too many cheetahs
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker
That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.
Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.
Yes, the steaks were very high.
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
Why are gays bad at poker?
They can't keep a straight face
Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?
Why don’t wild cats play Poker?
Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?
Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?
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