A list of puns related to "Poker Game"
Action at the home game is suffering because two players are consistently crushing. Fish and regs are sick of losing everyday and are not coming back so the player pool is getting smaller and better. We used to have 2 full tables on Friday but now we only have one. I think banning the winning nitty players would make the game more fun but it's it ethical? Do I need a gun?
I am not affiliated to luckynano.com I just enjoy the site and the tables have been slow lately.
There are cash games and a free tournament every odd hour.
Hope to see you there :)
It meant a great deal to me.
Hi all,
I transcribed Robert's Rules of Poker for private games onto aGithub repo since the original website is no longer working. Enjoy!
I love play pineapple with friends, but pandemic stops us playing together. I used to use the app called pineapple, but they stopped upgrade for a long time and the app is kind of lag. I tried apps like pokerbros, they always need charge rake, it is pain in the ass for us, bcz we are friends n we do not wanna pay each other rake. Recently I found an app called X-Poker on instagram, it can set up zero rake for all kinds of games, I love it so much, I post it here so ppl wanna do the same thing can use this app like me.
(Uploaded two screenshots to show you guys how fun are the emojis lmao)
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(Uploaded two more screenshots to show the zero rake option, really helpful to play with friends)
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here is the link: www.x-poker.net
Although I feel most of us apes know this, through lurking in a ton of subs around the MOASS recently, I'm seeing so many comments and posts that could stop the burners on our rocket to Pluto prematurely.
We all know, that Hedgies must cover their shorts, it is irrefutable & inevitable.
BUT, you need to keep your shields up, as they are looking for each and every way to not pay out as much tendies as we can hope for. Not only are they backed in a corner now, but they are more desperate than ever (look on YouTube for the rat in a bucket scene from 2Fast2Furious for context) and will literally cheat, break the law, buy data, buy people off, lie etc to not pay out what we are owed now.
We all know that only pedophiles set stop-limits on their accounts, that bit of advice has been around for months, but you also need to remove any and all price alerts from your trading platforms, as this data is a great asset in the hands of Hedgies.
Also, we saw that Verizon was bought in a super-mega-shady deal recently, and they own Yahoo, so you REALLY REALLY REALLY need to go to your Yahoo finance page, and remove any evidence of your holdings from your portfolios - this data again can be used in psychological warfare.
There was a great post over in the AMC subreddit about keeping your exit silent (link) - and that is definitely true of $GME.
To reiterate - this is a game of do-or-die Texas Hold'Em - do not show your cards to the hedgefucks. If they can see where our minds are at through the data we share, they can try to extinguish our rocket burners.
You are not going to miss the MOASS, it will be everywhere to see, so just HODL, and keep shush on your intentions.
We've been going through some financial troubles, nothing major or anything but both of our work has stalled so we have less disposable income.
We came up with a system where the other partner has to approve of anything bought over 50 dollars. The first thing i asked for, I was gonna play poker with my friends and needed 100 bucks. I told her i know its a lot but i'm good at it and will most likely get more money out then i put in. Plus i'd be playing with someone who hasn't played much before.
So we got out the money for the game, later she asked for her first thing, she asked me if she could get out some for a pair of fancy shoes. They were high heels. She said they were beautiful and she really wanted them, that was her only defense, i told her no. She got mad and brought up the poker money, which i told her was different because it was like an investment, buying shoes isn't. You won't get money off those shoes, they're not even comfortable and that she already had shoes and wouldn't even wear the ones she bought. She said i was being unfair, i told her it was a frugal expense while mine was an investment and she still was pissed off.
She called me selfish.
Am i wrong? Because to me, Poker is like buying stocks, another pair of shoes is more like throwing money down the drain.
A while ago my friend met this guy who is his neighbour and he plays poker and we got along quite well so we invited him to our home game. (We are Uni students and heβs been working for a few years) our home hame is really low stakes and we just usually buy in for 30 pounds.
So the first few times I was always the dealer and I won at least 8 buy-ins from him (he is an absolute fish and terrible player). One time he said hes been losing a lot and said he wanted to deal to turn his luck around so I said alright. Immediately when I got heads up with him and I turned 2 pair and we got all out money in. The river turned his one pair into trips. I was like okay, I just got unlucky.
After the session my friends said he looked suspicious and kept looking down. Apparently he had been taking the deck under the table and manipulating the turn and river without us noticing but now we have. So our next game we let him deal to record him cheating. And finally we caught him and kicked him out. Didnt know what to do with the money he cheated off of some of my friends.
The other day I was in the lift and overheard some people talk about a guy who always cheats and I noticed they came from the floor of the home of the cheater. I was pretty sure they were talking about him.
So this guy who has a job, keeps cheating money off of uni students. What a cunt.
Next poker game my buddy is holding he will have $20 face value buy in with silver quarters and half dollars. Half dollar big blind quarter small blind. Even if I donβt win Iβll bring extra fiat to get the whole stack at the end! π
So my father worked in the airforce for a while and he's always telling me stories About his time in the airforce. And today he said to me "even as a civilian working in the airforce even we didn't play poker and we got a way with a whole Lotta crap ". That was probably 1980s 1990s. A long time ago does that rule still stand whats going on with rules about cards games gambling?
Delete if not allowed but are there any home games in Tucson Az anyone might know of?
I plan on starting out in Miami and playing at the Seminole Hard Rock, any other good spots in Florida? Never played Poker in Texas, having a hard time deciding between Houston, Dallas and Austin. Any tips on which area and casinos have the most action in Texas? I do well in deep stack/uncapped, straddle, ante, big games. Any suggestions would be appreciated! Also if any players want to meet up, Iβm up for it! Thinking about ending the trip in Vegas for the World Series. If anyone had any interest in a Poker house during any leg of my trip, let me know! This will probably start around August-Sep since WSOP kicks off end of Sep!
Anyone want to form a small for-fun poker group? We can start by this laying once a week/2 weeks? We can rotate who hosts and raise a fund for food and drinks.
(reuploaded as horizontal version cuz OCD)
Cards as revealed on her twitter and Patreon (full image revealed in $5 tier), because poker played a very big part in uruchan's life.
Interpretations differ, but I think
Interestingly, the final deck in Ch64 showed Elaine, Arlo, Jack of Clubs, Remi, and John. Jack of Clubs could be Cecile.
(courtesy of u/thecakeisalieeeeeeee)
I've got this from the other post about the poker card that represents the main characters.
https://www.reddit.com/r/unOrdinary/comments/bynqkw/all_known_character_poker_cards_as_revealed_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I'm interested in knowing how you go about the grind. What approach works best for you etc. cheers
Hi everyone, i'm total noob about poker and any kind of playing cards. We are solving a "puzzle" / "quest" to find 2 words from this picture. What is the relation of this picture with the "poker game"? Could you tell me what comes to mind when you look this board? By the way the guy at the right is Tom Selleck from Magnum P.I.
https://preview.redd.it/v14w6g916rx61.png?width=2016&format=png&auto=webp&s=79947e8fc3524c769331f4dec3635a5199af9d53
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