I held the nuts in a poker game once,

It meant a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kallax82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I wanted to get a poker game together for my birthday,

But with COVID I don’t think it’s in the cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ottos_jacket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.

I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.

He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSonicForce
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I was playing a poker game and gambled with marijuana-infused beef

it was high steaks but i think it was worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unioter1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My gambling addicted brother has been missing for a while. Last we saw him he lost his life savings in a game of poker.

I wish he called

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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In one version of a poker game players must put away a load of laundry before they start.

This variation is called Texas fold 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did the chef do when he was told that he was obstructing the poker game?

Raised the steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnaEstVeritas_
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What does the game poker and towels have in common?

Gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em... #laundryjoke #cleanfun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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I was hungry so I ate all my chips.

Everyone else at the poker game was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Channel Shark News

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phroedrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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